This is also known as the "unbridled egotism" portion of our show. Woo hoo!

Mark "R" Wilson is a student at Miami University of Ohio in scenic Oxford, Ohio. His hobbies include going to class, commenting on humanity, reading the classics, and talking like the German constable in Young Frankenstein. Okay, he doesn't even read the classics; the last book he read was Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and even that was in the Reader's Digest condensed version. And he only goes to class in the academic sense; much of his time is spent in rooms that aren't his watching other peoples' televisions and eating their food.

These essays were inspired one day when Mark said, "Hey, I have a lot of stuff to say, but not saying it makes it go away. Why don't I write it down?" And so he did.

SNN Headline News (go back to the Main Page for this one) is a publication written for his online Star Trek RPG club, STF. If you don't understand any of it, that's okay; you probably don't know who any of the people are.

Mark thinks that CSS is the greatest thing since the invention of the guillotine, the latter being a relative failure at creating HTML stylesheets.

Mark now invites you to view these amusing photographs (if there are no photographs, then they're on the way; come back in a month or so).